Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful,personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
Signing Off for a Few Days.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Pabst Brewing Company, makers of Pabst Blue Ribbon, is currently owned by a charitable trust that must sell it by 2010. Forza Migliozzi and The Ad Store want to use crowdsourcing to buy the company for $300 million through their website BuyaBeerCompany.com.
From this CNN article:
Anyone over 21 can go to the site and pledge a minimum of $5 toward the reported $300 million sales price for Pabst. So far, would-be beer moguls have pledged more than $20 million in about a month. If the collective raises enough money, Migliozzi says contributors will get enough beer to match their pledges and ownership in the company.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
"Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone."
Friday, December 18, 2009
The arrival of the Queen of the Night. Stage set by Karl Friedrich Schinkel (1781–1841) for an 1815 production of Mozart's The Magic Flute.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
1. Some spiders can see the fear in your eyes
2. Some spiders jump
This guy lives next door in the condos and everyday he takes his two dogs for a walk. One walks, the other is in a stroller.
Monday, December 14, 2009
6. I am 1st in my newer football fantasy league and 6th in the old one.
9. Why is it we can determine black holes, planetary climates, quasars, meteors, comets, white holes, gamma ray bursters a gillion miles away but can't determine global warming right here on Earth?
10. It is a telling comment on our present news world when Jon Stewart was recently polled as America's most "trusted" anchor.
11.The most interesting thing I learned today is that in nineteenth century England, mail was delivered six times a day to most of London, four times a day in most other large cities, and even twice a day in rural areas. It wasn't uncommon for a letter to be written in the morning in Bath and be delivered in the evening in the outskirts of London.
12. I love Hulu.
13. Brendan is heading to England for a visit on January 8th.
14. Pinks may be the most idiotic TV show I have ever briefly seen. These dumb asses who pour thousands of dollars into old classic machines and get them race worthy, then go up against each other. The winner gets....the other guys car. Dumb dumb dumb. Have respect for your work, for your car, and lastly, for yourself.
15. On good days out here, I swear, there's a beggar on every corner. Yesterday we saw a lady who had scribbled on her cardboard "Pregnant, Homeless, and hungry." Well, lady, don't blame me for that. Another earlier in the day was smoking a cigarette and swigging beer.
16. Covered this town and Clearwater like a cold sweat this week. Still here and kicking. But you oughta feel my pits when I'm driving it. Thank the Lord for Garmin.
17. Yeah, I'm gettin' grumpy.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the
gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies
or your mistress.."
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it." - Moses Hadas
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." -
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is
one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Snoop buying a nail gun, but since she is an enforcer for a drug kingpin, doesn't sound like it's for home construction.
Snoops demise by a kid working for another drug organization. I thought this was a sad scene: why would she be concerned with her hair?
HBO filmed this 5 year series and just google 'greatest TV show' and you'll likely come up with The Wire. I mentioned this series last year in this blog and started it off for family down here a few weeks ago. Needless to say we eagerly anticipate Wire Nights. Be warned: it is gritty, profane and real. Here is Snoop Pearson, who Stephen King called "the most terrifying female villain ever to appear in a television series."
It is, on the surface, a cops vs. drug dealer drama but the focus changes from year to year to other crime situations or motifs, e.g. schools, police corruption, political corruption, the press. But always the streets: the soldiers, players, winners and losers of the drug trade.
Watch the first few episodes and you'll be hooked. Perfect for those who hate winter and can't decide what to do when its too cold to go outside to the garage and play.
guardian.co.uk, Thursday 30 July 2009 16.14 BST
Some of the best TV of the decade: Peep Show, Planet Earth, West Wing and The Office. Photographs: Channel 4/BBC/Channel 4/BBC
What's the best TV show of the noughties?
Despite never seeing large commercial success or winning any major television awards, The Wire has frequently been described by critics as the greatest television series of all time. The show is recognized for its realistic portrayal of urban life, literary ambitions, and uncommonly deep exploration of sociopolitical themes. Wikipedia
0% 30 Rock
0.1% Arrested Development
0.1% Band of Brothers
0.1% Battlestar Galactica
0% Big Brother
0% Black Books
0.1% Buffy the Vampire Slayer
0% Curb Your Enthusiasm
0.1% Doctor Who
0% Family Guy
0% Flight of the Conchords
0% Life on Mars
0% Mad Men
0.1% Peep Show
0.1% Planet Earth
0.1% Six Feet Under
0% South Park
0% State of Play
0.1% The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
0.2% The Office
0% The Shield
0.2% The Sopranos
0% The Thick of It
1.5% The West Wing
44.7% The Wire
43.3% Top Gear
This poll is now closed
Friday, December 4, 2009
I have made some new friends here in Florida. The complex is teeming with pet-owners whose dogs make their way outdoors to do their business. This is Isabella who loves to see me. I wonder if that is because I have a jar filled with Snaps that I feed them? Isabella, Bella to her closest friends, is a pretty cool dog who will occasionally bark but much prefers to coo, like a pigeon. She is wearing her new Christmas outfit.
Sadly, Layla no longer comes up to see me. Seems she would dart up to see me when her door opened and wouldn't take care of business. Layla's owner would then have to come up the stairs to fetch. I now drop Snaps down to her from above. Baily, a couple-month old puppy is my newest disciple.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Well a fellow blogger wrote this as to why he only won $38.00:
Why? Mathematics. The more tickets you buy, the more likely you are to come close to the mathematical odds that were set forth in the game. There are two extremes. If you buy one ticket, you either win 100% of the time, or you lose 100% of the time. That’s one extreme. If you buy all of the tickets, and if the odds of winning are 1:4.21, or 23.75%, then you’ll win 23.75% of the time. That’s the other extreme.
J bought 100 tickets, and he had 20 winning tickets out of 100, or 20%. That’s not that far off from 23.75%. Had he gone all out and spent his yearly entertainment budget of $1200 (assuming $100/month), his win percentage would likely have been within a percent of the actual odds.
“Well, one of those tickets could have been a big winner, MBH.” Absolutely right. But not likely!
Let’s take ‘Tis The Season, one of the games J played. I’ll assume that the 1:4.21 odds apply to this game (they may not). The Maryland Lottery page shows the number of unclaimed prizes. Here are the numbers as of right now:
$1,000 – 16
$500 – 316
$100 – 567
$50 – 741
$12 – 7,592
$6 – 33,176
$3 – 57,130
$2 – 191,098
$1 – 270,869
Just as you’d expect: There are a lot more smaller prizes than big ones remaining. But let’s add another row to these numbers:
$1,000 – 16
$500 – 316
$100 – 567
$50 – 741
$12 – 7,592
$6 – 33,176
$3 – 57,130
$2 – 191,098
$1 – 270,869
$0 – 1,802,431 (est.)
I took the number of unclaimed prizes (561,505) and multiplied that sum by 3.21 (4.21 – 1) to estimate the number of non-winning tickets. The majority of tickets are in that last (unwritten) line.
Playing the lottery long-term is a money-loser. It will eat your lunch without question.
The guy who did this also wrote that it actually became work doing all the scratching after a while and more depressing.