As CEO of EIB I have decided to take Thanksgiving Week off. Actually, CEO doesn't really describe my position. Perhaps potentate better describes my function. Combined with armipotent and bellipotent (mighty in war and mighty in battle, respectively), and you have it all in one package. Ta da! But I digress. I am giving the entire staff time off to contemplate and give thanks for their jobs. Without my benevolent tolerance of their continual typos and laziness they would be scrambling about looking for empty bus kiosks to call their homes. They will bow on bended knee this week, no doubt, to give thanks to ME.
It's just for a week, so all is not lost. This beacon of entertainment will return on November 27th ready to tackle things once again as we make a run toward the end of the year. So, as always, behave yourselves, play nice and, calm yourselves Diago, your mind candy, Existing In BFE, will return soon.