"Out in the Woods I walked tonight,
A whiz in the snow my bladder stretched tight.
Off in the distance I heard such a rumble,
A silver saucer in full-blown tumble."
A sad end to a great holiday weekend. The unfortunate collision between Santa's sleigh and reindeer and an alien craft resulted in many packages not being delivered, four of Santa's reindeer succumbed and were unable to be saved. Besides Rudolph the other casualties were Donner, Blitzen and Vixen. Santa was unharmed but was given a breathalyzer and Field Sobriety test. The aliens were unharmed as well and ticketed for failure to reduce speed. Unable to produce a driver's license, registration or proof of insurance they were taken to a local police station awaiting a preliminary hearing.
Services for the reindeer will be announced at a later time.