Mugshot Monday - Walking Wounded Edition

Once again we bring you St. Pete's criminal element too stupid to get away with whatever they were doing. Drugs, battery/assault and intoxication seem to be the prevalent offenses. These pictures are posted in the St. Petersburg Times and I provide this for your amusement and security.

Ouch!

Eeewww.

Bummer, man.

Ow ow ow ow.

Whew whew, owie.

Ooooh.

Headache.

Anyone speak sign, here?

Damn.

He sucker punched me.

A for Aryan.

I wanna go home.

Yeah, but you should see the other guy...

Gross.

It just ain't easy being a criminal. Many mugshots are marred by the effects of stupidly resisting arrest, falling down, or being beat-up by someone else. If you are going to do something of a criminal nature, when it comes time to get your picture taken, please make it a good one, something ma can put on the fridge with pride.

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