Shrek?
A guy walked into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Hey, why the long face?"
Earlier this Spring, this individual, Eric Antunes was arrested for bestiality. This past week this article was in the St. Petersburg Times.
Police received a tip that he had child pornography and while investigating they found pictures on his cell phone of him and his girlfriend's three-legged dog, Ruby, engaged in oral sex. He will not be charged with bestiality because the law in Forida does not specifically outlaw oral sex with an animal. Since his arrest the law has changed to include oral sex, but it is is uncertain as to when the pictures were taken. Of note in the article was this sentence, "On Tuesday, Antunes stood outside his Clearwater home as dogs barked inside."
"Pep, The Cat-Murdering Dog" was a black Labrador Retriever admitted to Eastern State Penitentiary on August 12, 1924. Prison folklore tells us that Pennsylvania Governor Gifford Pinchot used his executive powers to sentence Pep to Life Without Parole for killing his wife's cherished cat. Prison records support this story: Pep's inmate number (C-2559) is skipped in prison intake logs and inmate records.
85 years old and arrested for aggravated battery.
Looks like he stuck his head into a bear trap.
Looks like he got his nose caught in a bear trap.
This guy's name is Vidis Latarvine Barker. What are people thinking?
"I'mmmmmm Baaaaaaaaaackkkkkkkkk!"
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