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This monster was lurking outside near the garbage cans last week. I was brave and shooed it off. I am moving.
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No, this isn't Nature Is Metal, a lizard sits atop one of our metal herons outside.
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It won't be long, now.
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I saw this kid in Wal-Mart last week. While playing a game, hopefully on mom's phone, he was oblivious to everything around him. Somehow, I think a kid that young should be paying attention to the world around him, even if it is Wal-Mart. I'm not so sure smart phones/social media aren't the worst possible inventions of the past 20 years.
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I see Big Zo might return to the Cubs in the Fall. Atta boy. Have your big cry after discovering life isn't all fun and games and big money contracts. Still a Pussy.
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Ayla arrived to Papa's Daycare with her bling. Which reminds me, I'm almost there - August is within sight. Northlandia, Northlandia.
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Coming to a Theater Near You
The Movie Everyone Is Talking About
"The Hound With No Body!"
I'd crawl on my belly for a treat...
Starring Whizzbang, aka, Dumbstruck the Wonder Pup
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Yeah, I know. We turned apolitical last month. Just couldn't resist this one, though. OK, back to safe mode.
I swear.
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I wet myself after seeing the Amazon Prime movie Hell House LLC.
I wet myself again when I saw Hereditary.
Scary. Or maybe it's just my senior incontinence.
Oh, and by the way, you horror makers, you terror schlockmeisters, you haunted house huxsters, the movies are fun scary when you don't know whats in the room or at the end of a dark hallway. Once you do a "reveal", they always get less scary. So do us a favor and forget old Uncle Lester from 60 years ago that killed three kids - that ain't scary, that's real life. Keep it simple, keep it dark, keep it mysterious.
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A newly discovered photo of a concentration camp survivor holding a gun on one of his captors. Who could blame him if the gun went off accidentally?
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