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Twin Towers




Smack!
  "Let's get one thing straight now, Shadow, I'm running this show.  Do as I say and nobody gets hurt."

Some advantages to being a twin:



  • Your side always has the advantage in numbers.
  • Always have something comparable to an electric blanket without the expense of one.
  • Give your older brother a tag line that lasts a lifetime: "They were too ugly to be one."



  • Unlike Paul McCartney, you don't have to be stuck being the 'cute' one.
  • Always have someone who will "seek" when you "hide".
  • When getting shots at the Doctor's office, you had a 50/50 chance of not having to go first. 




  • If the dog isn't around, you always have someone else to blame.
  • Christmas was like getting double the presents.
  • Playing catch - always possible.



  • After watching "Attack of the Crab Monsters" you had someone to watch your back while you safely went to sleep.
  • You always have someone who will take your side, even if you're wrong.
  • Homework only took half the time.





  • If your shirt is dirty, chances are you can find another one just like it in the closet.
  • You always have a place to stay when you visit the North.
  • Because the egg split in the womb you have a buddy for Life.



Happy Birthday, Wombie.

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