Twin Towers

Smack!

  "Let's get one thing straight now, Shadow, I'm running this show.  Do as I say and nobody gets hurt."

Some advantages to being a twin:

• Your side always has the advantage in numbers.
• Always have something comparable to an electric blanket without the expense of one.
• Give your older brother a tag line that lasts a lifetime: "They were too ugly to be one."

• Unlike Paul McCartney, you don't have to be stuck being the 'cute' one.
• Always have someone who will "seek" when you "hide".
• When getting shots at the Doctor's office, you had a 50/50 chance of not having to go first. 

• If the dog isn't around, you always have someone else to blame.
• Christmas was like getting double the presents.
• Playing catch - always possible.

• After watching "Attack of the Crab Monsters" you had someone to watch your back while you safely went to sleep.
• You always have someone who will take your side, even if you're wrong.
• Homework only took half the time.

• If your shirt is dirty, chances are you can find another one just like it in the closet.
• You always have a place to stay when you visit the North.
• Because the egg split in the womb you have a buddy for Life.

Happy Birthday, Wombie.